Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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