Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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