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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around

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