Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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