The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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