Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
is wine microwaveable?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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