You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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