Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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