She's JV to your varsity
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
All I want is dick and wine.
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