New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
