I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
well most of my day revolves around power hour
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
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I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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