How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
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It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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