I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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