I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood