isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
