dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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