i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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