Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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