In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.