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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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