apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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