why didn't you poke me back
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i out mim tonsoeep
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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