So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
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I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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