Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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