fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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