why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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