I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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