Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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