After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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