Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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