on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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