I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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