so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
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Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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