D3 body, D1 cock
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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