Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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