I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
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Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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