we're chasing vodka with high fives
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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