How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
he had hair everywhere except his balls
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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