Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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