So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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