We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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