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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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