I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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