I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize