God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
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Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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