I need help removing her.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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