Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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