just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
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thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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