i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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