We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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