You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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