: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Randomize
