it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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