let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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