Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
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Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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